Rap is the 14th Sodor Short.
Diesel: So finally our rivalry has come to this.
Diesel: Better brace yourself, Duck, for a mighty dis!
Diesel: I can tell you right now.
Diesel: You’ll come unstuck.
Diesel: You’ll fall to pieces...
Diesel:...Like a certain truck!
Diesel: What kind of an engine prefer to go by the name of a bird?
Diesel: That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!
Diesel: How do like that!
Diesel: A few short lines and I own this rap.
Diesel: You might as well just...shut...your...trap!
Duck: I'll do no such thing!
Duck: I'll happily sing!
Duck: Don‘t get me yet you big black weasel.
Duck: My spirits soaring higher than evil kneivel!
Duck: You mock me for my name?
Duck: That's so lame!
Duck: At least I have one.
Duck: Nay, I have two:
Duck: Duck and Montague.
Duck: Yes, I much rather the former for they say I waddle.
Duck: That's so much better than being known as pure trouble!
Diesel: Oh, yeah?
Diesel: Then let's kick this in gear.
Diesel: I've had to suffer you year after year!
Diesel: You prance about Sodor like you own the place.
Diesel: Always gettin' up in an engine's space.
Diesel: "Great Western" this.
Diesel: "Great Western" that.
Diesel: Just shut it already you Great Western prat!
Duck: I'm proud to be Great Western and rightly so.
Duck: Ours is a legacy that's hardly hollow.
Duck: Gold and green for all to see.
Duck: The show's become a hit thanks largely to me.
Duck: I pull in the crowds.
Duck: You scare them away.
Duck: For no one cares about an engine built by British Railways!
Diesel: Too bad for you the BR didn't agree.
Diesel: That's why they built 996 of me!
Diesel: The most ubiquitous class in railway history.
Diesel: Hardly surprising. We are revo lution ary!
Duck: Oh. If you're revo-thing-a-gummy...
Duck: You know what? It's quicker to say, "Your a dummy!"
Duck: "Fetch some trucks." That's what I said.
Duck: You decided to get them caught in the trackbed!
Duck: Backwards and forwards you bumped them so hard.
Duck: Then came a song that echoed through the yard:
Trucks: Trucks are waiting in the yard,
Trucks: Tackling them with ease'll.
Trucks: "Show the world what I can do."
Trucks: Gaily boasts the Diesel.
Trucks: In and out he creeps about,
Trucks: like a big black weasel.
Trucks: When he pulls the wrong trucks out--Pop goes the Diesel!
Diesel: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me!
Diesel: But I guess I should thank you for this infamy.
Diesel: It's such a joy to be known as Sodor's original bad boy.
Diesel: The one who got you sent away seemingly inside of a day.
Diesel: On Edward's branch line, you tried to be brave.
Diesel: Did I here someone say "A Close Shave"?
Duck: You sent me away because you were envious.
Duck: No wonder your name begins with "devious".
Duck: Lest we forget your plot was exposed.
Duck: Then Sir Topham told you to hit the road.
Duck: That he invited you back is completely insane.
Duck: Oh, what a surprise. "Diesel Does It Again"!
Duck: You were rude to Percy. You were rude to me.
Duck: China clay in the sea? Oh, what irony!
Diesel: Your relevance is over. Someone should've told ya.
Diesel: You no longer forward the plot.
Diesel: More often than not.
Diesel: You cause it to stop.
Diesel: Shameless fan service, that's what you've become.
Diesel: They'll write you out of the show before it's done.
Diesel: Seriously. What would it matter if they sent you packing?
Diesel: Everyone would probably say, "Oh that's just smashing!"
Duck: Beg pardon, Diesel but I think you're wrong.
Duck: Mine is a fanbase many million strong.
Duck: I may be numbered eight, but to them I'm number one.
Duck: What's your digit again? Oh, that's right. It's less than none.
Duck: I'm done wasting my breath. I've nothing more to say. Except you've been owned
Duck: the Great Western WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
- Iris (cameo)
- Henry (does not speak)
- Gordon (does not speak)
- James (cameo)
- Donald and Douglas (cameo)
- Sidney (cameo)
- Arry or Bert (cameo)
- Splatter (cameo)
- Paxton (cameo)
- This Episode is Based on the channel "Epic Rap Battles of History"
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